“Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.” (W. C. Sellar, english humorist)
“What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile: otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?”
(Samuel Hoffenstein, american writer, poet)
“I’m not a fighter, I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.” (Woody Allen, american writer)
“I don’t know why it is that we’re in such a hurry to get up when we fall down. You might think we would lie there and rest awhile.” (Max Eastman, american writer)
From: “Stop the World! I Want to Get Off.”
Edited and translated by Gábor Salamon, Melinda Zalotay, 1990