-Can February march?
No, but April may.
-Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?
De Brie was everywhere.
-Which US state is famous for its extra small soft drinks?
Minnesota
-What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
-How does a Penguin build a house?
Igloos it together!
-What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish.
-Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!